satirical ramblings... and other random shit.

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "
- Office Space

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    Favorite:Dean Winchester lines: Season 6

     
     

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    A few minutes ago I left to get something to drink in the kitchen.

    I came back to this.

     
     
  5. The Ashleys were the original Plastics.


    The Ashleys were the original Plastics.

     
     

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    OH MY GAWD!!!!

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    brittnyfisher:

    dat asssss

    sweet sweet christ, I would. Several times.

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  9. WHEN MY BEER PONG PARTNER HASN’T MADE A SHOT YET

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